Thursday, March 16, 2006
they sell pods at ntuc!

i had a Vision today. i saw two old men sitting opposite each other in a hawker centre, playing chinese chess while an interested crowd of equally old men gathered around them, peering over each others' shoulders. oh wait, that wasn't really a Vision.. i think i was having a bad case of deja vu.. the scene was awfully reminiscent of my (male!) classmates playing chinese chess over lunch. honestly! hahahha the instant i saw the chess players, i thought of my incurably cheena classmates and burst out laughing. nanz was equally amused when i told her what had transpired last friday. oh well, at least we know what they'll be up to in about fifty years' time.

the sweet cream butter at mac's has gone awfully hard. and pale. it took ages for it to melt enough to be spread. i have since perfected the fine art of sprinkling pepper delicately over my hashbrown. chris, be proud of me! and oh, i didn't slide off my chair. a great achievement indeed. i am becoming very familiar with the boon keng area, no thanks to nanz. i managed to to get to the bus stop in one piece! without having to ask for directions! i even mananged to head in the correct direction after my short detour into the bakery, instead of accidentally going back the way i came. i truly deserve a nice big pat on the back.

i miss my cheekbones and collarbones and all other bones that should be visible. should really stop bingeing so much, and start paying attention to the loud protesting of my slowing metabolism. one day when i have time, i shall write an Ode to My (ex)Collarbones.

sometimes i wish i didn't stay so near school. i can't even step out of the house safely looking like a frump. this is absolutely tragic because i only dress up for church, concerts and important events (like my best friend's wedding, hint-hint jean). the most infuriating bit is that i tend to bump into people when i'm looking like something the cat spat out. nobody ever sees me when i'm having a great hair day (granted, it happens about once a year), but the entire town turns out to see me trip down the flight of stairs and right into a drain. okay, so we don't really have a town, but you get my drift.

my crazy ex-classmate and crazy junior just found each other. oh no. together they will wage war on civilisation and bring humanity to an end. ohhh no. i should never have told the said ex-classmate that the junior is in her school. but oh well they found each other already. i'm going to buy a one-way ticket to the moon. alisa chua if you are reading this, stop telling liz things about me! especially what i was like in my younger days! especially if they are embarrassing! and most of all if i remember nothing of the sort! i deny everything!

they get to find each other, i found no one. :( why, God?
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